Well, some people may be a bit blue without new Prey eps lately. Me, too. So here's some humor, or at least I hope you find it humorous. ;-) I wrote this Top Ten list, in the grand tradition of David Letterman...

Top Ten Ways To Tell if Your New Boyfriend is one of the New Species

10. Keeps stealing your eyeglasses and arranging them into piles on the floor.
9. Knows you have PMS even before YOU know it.
8. His back looks like a punch card.
7. He sleeps on his coffee table.
6. The door-to-door salesmen who come to his house always end up framed as cult killers.
5. His mother kisses him more than YOU do.
4. Has an almost Freudian attachment to pillars.
3. Some people collect stamps or comics; he collects incriminating blood samples and fingerprints.
2. Knows pi to fifteen thousand places.

And the number one way to tell if your new boyfriend is one of the new species:

1. He's always hiding in your closet when you come home!